Fantasy Football Legend
The Fantasy Football God’s hate me. I’ve decided that this is the only plausible explanation of why I can never win. Don’t get me wrong, I win plenty of games… In fact, I typically finish my leagues as one of the top scorer’s for the season, if not “THE” top scorer. However, this never seems to matter much. My record never reflects my high scoring abilities. Instead, I always get screwed by the (un) luck of the schedule draw.
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Apple Takes on Android
You gotta give them credit, after all, Apple did invent the smartphone. Or at least they reinvented it into what we think of a smartphone today. Apple has a history of reinventing technologies. The iPod and iTunes revolutionized the music industry; the iPad is revolutionizing what we do with computers; and on and on.
The iPhone is a great device, not only did it change our relationship with our cell phones, it’s now starting to change the way we use our phone with Siri. It’s amazing the ingenuity that Apple demonstrates.
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Doggy Style
I saw a show the other day where a guy had a tattoo of a couple Chinese symbols. He had thought they stood for something neat and cool, when in fact it said something totally different. Short on the details, but hey, you get the point.
I don’t understand our addiction to asian symbols – we get tattoos of them all over our bodies, we wear shirts with symbols on them, we hang decorations on the wall, and on and on. Why do we do this? Do we really understand what they mean?
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F Bomb
A few years back I took a trip to Ireland where I was lucky enough to personally witness the stereotypical Irish at work. Now I know we have some potty mouths here in the U.S. – hell, where do you think the term “Trucker’s Mouth” came from? I even swear a lot myself. But the Irish, they make the words that come out of my mouth sound sweet.
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the mayor.
I have a spoiled dog. I’ve walked him around the block that I live on so many times. I felt like I worked for the post office – “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom…”. Didn’t matter the weather or conditions, he’d get his walks. In the little over 6 years that I’ve had him, I must have walked my neighborhood a minimum of a few thousand times.
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Everytime You Vote Democrat
This election year is nuts. Things seem to be out of whack more than I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. The Republican party has no clear leading candidate, and the democrat party, well, they just keep on screwing things up.
And the thing that’s been killing me lately, is the attack on God. What is it with all the controversy surrounding saying “Merry Christmas”, or having crosses hanging in public, saying “Under God” in the pledge of allegiance, and on and on.
You want to know the real reason behind the Democrat’s attack on God? The reason is, it’s a coverup! The government is covering something up??? Who knew!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
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Happy Valentine’s – I Know You Like Different Positions
Valentine’s Day pisses me off. It’s the one day a year where you’ll pay a dozens price to get a single rose. The one day where every damn restaurant worth visiting is booked solid. The one day where you’re supposed to be a perfect gentleman and wine and dine your significant other.
And why do we do it??? For that three letter word known as S-E-X. That’s right ladies, the secrets out – we wind and dine you for sex. Ok, maybe that wasn’t much of a secret. But hey, at least we know what we want.
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